This means anything but a short escrow and should be renamed “long sale”.
No relation to the band or the trucks built back in the 40s; it’s an acronym for “real estate owned” (by a lender).
Needs Some TLC
You’ll love giving this one a lot of care and you may get tenderized in the process.
You’d better be pretty handy because there is very little that’s special about this one.
Just give them a call 72 hours in advance so they can put away Rufus the friendly pit bull.
You’ll love the soothing sounds of the delivery trucks unloading in the middle of the night.
Easy Freeway Access
Wow ~ you can see that onramp from your living room window!
Location, Location, Location
Better like where it is cuz you won’t be moving it!
They Aren’t Making Any More Land
Very true, but last time I checked there was still plenty of it in the Nevada desert.
Potential when ~ in your lifetime?
and my favorite . . .
Hurry, This One Won’t Last!
Then, why has it been on the market for 389 days with four price reductions?
Anyone else have any others to add to this list?