Here are some insights into the secret language of Boise Idaho real estate listings.
It’s highly unlikely that this home will ever be what it could be.
This home is so small that you’ll see yourself coming and going after you move in.
You will never, ever see another home like this one.
You wouldn’t find another home like this one if you looked forever.
The word “amazing” is what you say when you’re speechless.
Similar to “amazing”, only more so.
This home will make you appreciate indoor plumbing and electricity.
The sellers have gone to great lengths to avoid updating this home.
Quaint is a synonym for odd.
Unique is a synonym for weird.
Trust me, this home didn’t graduate from charm school!
If it were hair, it would be gray.