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Hilarious Stuff I See In Our Boise MLS

August 24, 2015

I’m easily amused; especially by some of the listings I see in our Boise MLS.

These are actual excerpts from MLS listings; you simply can’t make this stuff up!

  • Sellers are very aware of the importance of home being available for showing.
  • If no answer, go and show but dogs are dogs. They don’t have a history of biting. More likely to like you to death.
  • Clients are packing anticipating your offer. Garage has boxes in it.
  • Do NOT let the cats out! They are very dear to the family who lives here and will be corralled in the laundry room or one of the bedrooms.
  • Pictures were taken in 2011.
  • They will need to remover their little Chihuahua.
  • Hot house.
  • There may be microbial growth on parts of the subflooring.
  • Will need some sprucing up and repairs to make it a nice home. Yes, it is a fixer-upper.
  • Take a peak with your favorite Realtor.
  • Newer carpet a year ago, seller was going to clean them but she got sick and wasn’t able to finish yet.
  • This is the nice stuff. Just walk in and you will fall in love!
  • Please refer to city ordinance for how many or each animal you can have. I think it is one horse or one cow. Not sure about the goats and or if you can have a goat and a horse etc.
  • Separate easting area.
  • A transaction can be facilitated for at or around the asking price.
  • The horses come to the fence and eat carrots from the home owners.
  • They works from home but they are very accommodating.
  • No backyard neighbors creates a calming reprieve.
  • Animals such as horses are welcome here.
  • Stainless appliances are not included!!
  • Acreage is not square, is on triangle form, open area, planty of parking space for work trylas, good place for horse.
  • Owners were planning on staying here a long time but circumstances changed.
  • Imagine the summer barbecues you’ll have in the huge backyard, or cozy around the fireplace in the winter.
  • Covered patio is ripe with opportunities.
  • B board in the kitchen.
  • Dog in house. Please do not let him out front door he can be sneaky.

And, my favorite is:

  • Water is on a shared well, paid by ass. dues.

 

 

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