Remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight.
According to the FTCEA (Federal Time Change Enforcement Agency), you are required, under penalty of imprisonment, to change your clocks precisely at 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning.
According to FTCEA spokesperson Ima Clocker, there will be roving ground patrols and black helicopters in the air, checking for compliance with the rule.
Please comply to avoid having your mugshot plastered all over those embarrassing law enforcement websites 🙂
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