(the following is a tongue-in-cheek posting based upon an actual newspaper article published in California earlier this year)

The Republic of California will soon begin enforcing new air quality regulations to control “bovine flatulence”.

The CFBC (California Bovine Flatulence Commission) intends to crack down on San Joaquin Valley dairy farmers whose cows are emitting gaseous emissions which are contributing to air pollution (and no doubt, global warming too!).

Now here’s some news you need to know: The CBFC recently released findings that indicate the average cow passes 19.3 pounds of gas per year.

What’s next, guys ~ cow diapers?

Sure is nice to live where there’s less government