by Phil Hoover, Real Estate Broker

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More Fun Stuff From Boise MLS

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff | No Comments »

Agents: Seller has a dog that hates strangers Windows let in lots of natural ight Thank you for your clients intrst in out listing byer and their agent to research all information I’m a cute house with tons of potential; I’m in good shape ...

The Fall Time Change Is Here

Saturday, November 2nd, 2013 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff | No Comments »

  Remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight. According to the FTCEA (Federal Time Change Enforcement Agency), you are required, under penalty of imprisonment, to change your clocks precisely at 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning. According to FTCEA spokesperson Ima Clocker, there ...

More Fun Stuff I See In MLS

Monday, August 19th, 2013 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff | No Comments »

“House is alarmed” “Show anytime February 21 thru February 25 (observed on 8/3/13)” “This home is looking for a new owner with creativity and vision” “Bring your Hammer...not habitable” “seller will not recognize buyer’s personal home inspection reports and requests for repairs” “Bring your tool ...

More Funny Things I See In MLS

Saturday, July 6th, 2013 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff | No Comments »

Air conditioner go into house window where wood is. Closet is very narrow with shelves not rod an armoire would work great. Amazing team in place to make this quick and painless. 2 shy cats will be in the home during the day. Don't ...

Real Estate Quote of the Day

Sunday, June 30th, 2013 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff | No Comments »

Buyer’s agent, speaking to buyer, says “But, it’s a dry heat!” :)  
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