More Funny MLS Comments
Sometimes it’s fun to peruse MLS and see what listing agents have included in the comments section.
Here are some of my recent favorites:
- The battery on the mls lock boxon the door is dead.
- All offers subject to sellers signed acceptance.
- Home is a shot sale all commissions will be split 50/50.
- Homeowner occasionally stays at the home on the weekend.
- B&BATVA Thanks For Showing
- Home must be on the market for 5 days for owner buyer before seller will respond;
- Price Subjet to Lenders Aprroval.
- Tenant occupied. No lock box, no sign.
- Paved driveway – great for playing basketball or other activities, too.
- includes three spacious bedrooms and the convenience of washer and dryer hook-ups.
- Tenant is fairly cooperative.
- Ernest Money check required with offer.
- DO NOT LET DOG OUT OF UNIT,HIS NAME IS LARRYLET HIM KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE CONDO.HE IS FRIENDLY BUT DO NOT PET HIM,TALKING TO HIM WILL REASSURE HIM THAT IT IS OK FOR YOU TO BE IN IS HOUSE.
- Seperate living room
- Show on weekends or after 2Pm on weekdays only.
- Agents please try to show after 4pm so owner can take or contain dogs.
- Eat in kitchen
- LOTS OF CHARACTER HERE
- Please try to give 1 day notice for showing due to tenants in home.
- Offers are NOT considered accepted by Seller until Buyer receives Seller signed contract.
- tell your clients they will have everthing cleaned and to excuse the mess.
- The home has brushed nickle & lighting throughout.
- Includes front sod, FULL sprinklers, read drill seed, bark, two trees, and five shrubs.
- Short sale. Please allow from 2 to 4 weeks for a response.
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