Human Remains Found
Archaeologists were called in to examine suspected human remains after work was halted on a new development during site preparation and grading.
Experts feared the remains might be those of a prehistoric civilization, thereby threatening further development of the master-planned 75,000-home development featuring cozy, intimate neighborhoods.
After exhaustive analysis and research, including carbon-dating of the remains, experts have concluded that the remains are those of a real estate market forecaster.
July 2nd, 2009 Posted in Phil's Phunny Stuff
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